I like air-quotes, creative metaphors (similes are acceptable), and bargains.

 

The sexiest picture in my phone. #ohbaby

The sexiest picture in my phone. #ohbaby

Snow hittin’ me in my face. Like c’mon snow, get a life. #NYCcommute

Snow hittin’ me in my face. Like c’mon snow, get a life. #NYCcommute

violinsandtrees:

this video gets me every time

(Source: missinglinc)

So much swag, it hurt. #theresmymomma

So much swag, it hurt. #theresmymomma

WE GON’ PAWTY LIKE IT’S SHERBERTDAY. #GotMyBirthdaySuitOn #NotReallyCosIhateBeingNaked #TMI

WE GON’ PAWTY LIKE IT’S SHERBERTDAY. #GotMyBirthdaySuitOn #NotReallyCosIhateBeingNaked #TMI